Are condoms more acceptable than Bibles in public schools?

I read a news article today about the recent uproar in Alabama, where school personnel actually made Bibles available to students in a public school. Imagine that! The forbidden book itself, right out there where poor innocent students might pick it up and actually consider reading some of it.  Good God, what is this world coming to?

Check this out:  I took the news article, and did a "find-and-replace", replacing Bibles and Bible, with condoms and condoms.  Amazing how it reads after that.

The funny thing is, I believe that if my "find-replace" version of the article ran on MSNBC.com, the lefty readers there would be howling about what prudes those "right-wing fundamentalist" parents are for complaining.

Anyway, here's the "edited" article, with the key words replaced: